Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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