I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
