How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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