I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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