I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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