god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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