My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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