U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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