I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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