R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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