I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Shame - the story of my life.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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