dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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