I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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