what if every blade of grass was a penis?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
My feet surprised me
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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