ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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