So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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