we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
