You work out of a Hotel?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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