you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My liver just had a heart attack.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
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I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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