tell your sister to shave her snatch
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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