My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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