So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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