So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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