New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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