i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
