You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I lost the right to judge tonight
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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