she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
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We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?