Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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