It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
