Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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