so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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