she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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