turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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