DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize