Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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