Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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