it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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