Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize