you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Randomize
