is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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