It's Friday. Sex?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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