Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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