who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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