Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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