How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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