what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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