You really coming over, don't trick.
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
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My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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