we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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