I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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