Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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