alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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