3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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