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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on

(908): View more from New Jersey

I knew I fell for you for a reason

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.

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(661): View more from California

i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean

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(727): View more from Florida

My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."

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(517): View more from Michigan

Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.

(1-517): View more from Michigan

Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine

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(503): View more from Oregon

I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours

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(443): View more from Maryland

Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.

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(302): View more from Delaware

you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out

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