you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Randomize
